December 2011
“Alright Anthony, blow me.”
– Charlie (WORST of 2011: Phrase we hear all the time, part 3)
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
Attractive Male: So, do you like Smosh?
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because I do we could have 2 boys I like the names Ian and Anthony
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
You know you're a SMOSH fan when you can rap all...
smoshy-coolliker:
sexgunsandanarchy:
That…or I have no life.
Or both.
Spider: hello dear person, while you are casually blogging with your fellow socially awkward teenage friends i shall catch all the nasty bugs in your house! im like the best un noticed pet ever. let me just swing by in front of your screen and grab that fly
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
spider: oh you bought me a shoe! how nice of you! just make sure you don't drop it on m-
Meeting Smosh...
boxmans-girlfriend:
firetruckyeahianthonypadillax:
See’s Smosh by themselves and freaks out:
Then thinks “OMG THEY ARE HOTTER IN PERSON” :
Slowly walking towards them (thinking act cool you dont want them to think you’re a stalker or some crazy bitch) and running (fuck that):
Then they see you coming and their like O_O:
Then you’re like “HI I AM BIG FAN! CAN I...
heythisisjenna:
mmm.. SO FIRETRUCKING CUTE!
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
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